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You Know You Have Been Cycling Too Long When

To pass the time along the Black Sea of Turkey I asked this question to myself and the team.

You know you have been cycling too long when…….

Waiting to take a dump in the woods seems like a better idea than using a public or paid toilet in a city.

You start to wonder why there aren’t any cows on the road.

It takes 5 days to realize how bad you smell.

You stop just to throw rocks at angry dogs, even if they aren’t chasing you.

You take a shower, put on a dirty t-shirt and call yourself clean.

“That’s what she said” is the only joke that still gets a laugh

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